The guy next tomb There is a new incomer in the neighborhood Flurry in the graveyard, welcome as you should The guy next tomb, the guy next tomb She always cries a river, always cries a riverĀ ! We all know the matter, yes we know the matterĀ ! The girl next tomb, the girl next tomb High heels in the mud, hiding in a black veil Her beauty appalls, but still you can tell The girl next tomb, is such a bomb He always bring flowers, pretty spring flowers And when required water, water for the flowers The guy next tomb, the guy next tomb He can stay for hours, very long hours Talking about the weather, or his gran-mother The guy next tomb, is tall and blond She has a proposal from the guy next door And from the other neighbor of the upper floor But she longs for the one six feet under! Keeping her broken heart, little stone out of sight The sweet widow shark only comes up at night With the guy next tomb, the guy next tomb Teeth might be a bit sharp, the face a bit pale Let me take a bite out and go to hell! I'd like to lay down, with the guy next tomb